Swamp Thang!

He’s a Thang from the 80’s that just won’t back down! Residing in the city of Miami, he arrives in the nick of time to rescue teenagers when they’re in the grasp of danger. From the usual prom date mishaps that pimple faced kids have to predators lurking around each and EVERY CORNER, no teen has to live in fear ever again.

Unless you’re not in between the ages of 13 and 17 that is.

Apply your hairspray, put on your denim clothes, and get ready for the best decade that has ever EXISTED.

Just remember kids… if the Swamp Thang saves your ass, YOU OWE HIM ONE.